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The Internet is full of funny, interesting and sometimes weird information. This page, which is regularly changed and updated, contains some of our favourite 'Fun Bites'. We hope you enjoy.

The 7 Commandments of business. (Please feel free to suggest your own...) 
1. You shall not keep silence if something doesn't work.
2. You should not expect a deal to last forever.
3. You shall not covet an over-priced item.
4. If it sounds too good to be true, rest assured that the price is not low enough.
5. You shall be frugal.
6. You shall not be cheap.
7. Any bargain is a potential gift. Give!

You can present any piece of common knowledge as "Baloney!" 

Examples include:

1. "In order to be successful on the Internet you should have your own web site." Baloney!
2. "To lose weight you should exercise and diet." Baloney!

Special Note: Remember that there is a lot of truth in every portion of "Baloney!" 


Laughing is healthy (heal thy). Make sure you get your daily dose. Laugh lots and loudly. Watch lots of comedy. Listen to funny stories. Laugh at yourself. Laugh with others. Smile at everybody. Everyone is BEAUTIFUL when they smile. If they don't have one, give them one of yours. People are hilarious, situations are funny and the world is crazy - how can you not laugh?

You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.


Rule No.1 - There are no rules
Rule No.2 - Re-read Rule No.1

If you can't be good - be excellent!

Top tip: Take a lesson from the real world, if you set up a store and spend everything on fixed assets and nothing on advertising, would you expect such a business to succeed? Of course not. So why do so many people pour all their cash into their web site and leave nothing over to promote it, when it should be the other way around.
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